The Wild & Dialed

The full, raw, unedited directors cut:

so one day last summer, i woke up, went threw my normal morning routine consisting of waking up, throwing pants on,socks shoes..ect, then pedaling on over 2 the ledges at the train station and meeting a feel people there..,after getting kicked out 2hours into our session me and this kid every1 calls vanilla ice descided it was time 2 smoke some weed, which in my case is a daily affair, so no big deal, i go over 2 my buddys house 2 pick up a dub sack and when i get there after smokin a few bowls my buddy (my dealer) says ” nigga!? i gotz dat 2cb if u be lookin 2 trip sac” i thought about it 4 a second and replied “whats 2cb?” and he says ” itz like extasy, its a pill dat make u trip n’ shit” then after thinking about it 4 a second i said why not? how much 4 1pill? then he replyed, “i gotz u dis time cause u smoked me up, but next time they 5bills a piece” so i took 1, then me and vanilla ice left after a few more bowls 2 go cruze around stoned and hit on girls at the park, bout 20 min later we bumb into this dude woody whos just chillin out side his house on his steps, we stop and tlk 4 about 5 min then vanilla ice comes up with the bright idea 2 hop over a couch thats sitting next 2 some garbage barrels across the street, remind u he just smoked 4 bowls of the pot of gold, which is good stuff, so after jumping fine the first time, woody says”dude,take a picture of me sitting in it while u jump over it” i was like alright and he hands me his phone and sits on the couch, by now im feelin pretty weird, shitz like fuzzy n shit, but it was nice, so vanilla ice descided 2 go as fast as possible and 180 over the couch but he ends up not pulling up in time…, clips his backtire and does about half a front flip and lands directly on his face. i drop the camera after succsesfully taking the photo, i start 2 run over 2 him, then fall over my bike in the process which was just laying on the ground, then get up and notice 3 teeth laying on the ground and blood everywhere, then i started feakin out, after hearing woody scream holy shit, his mom comes out the house then calls 911,then i go sit down on woodys steps with my hands over my eyes cause looking at everything was freaking me out, like shit was all wavy and it was fucked up, then like 2 minutes later a ambulance comes and they take vanilla ice away

I didn’t get any riding shots, I let the pros do that (where are they Saunders??)
The course

Pretty made it out

So did Cornbread

So did the Moon

So did these guys

These dudes are BMX (Memet did a sick lawnmower but I forgot to get a pic!!)

Abdul and the Lynn shredders

Bobby made it out, always a good time to do wheelies

“The hell are you pointing at me?”

Hardbody

Matty and Beezy

AOTC CB

We also have a winner for the stem contest, more info tomorrow.

So I’ve been trying to learn one-handed tabletops the past week or two. I can get them every other try or so and they feel pretty good. the other day i was at wilmy after a long day of work and was attempting to shred after a long hiatus due to the rain. i tried a one-handed table and it didnt feel to great so i went for another one. this one felt pretty good, but i couldn’t get my hand back on in time. i ended up casing the quarter and getting launched to the ground where i slammed my chest off my bars, smashing my face, and smashing my hand as well. I ended up chipping my front right tooth as well. after 7 hours in the emergency room the final diagnosis was a chipped tooth, broken hand (boxers fracture), smashed up face, and while doing all of the xrays and catscans they found a small crack in my pelvis! hah, i knew they would find something randomly wrong with me. my guess is the pelvis thing happened a long time ago because i can walk on it fine. I got my tooth fixed yesterday too and they made my tooth too big those morons. now i got the buck toof